Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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