my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Even my vagina gasped.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
