He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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