i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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