I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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