I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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