god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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