hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
