Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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