What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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