We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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