Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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