Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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