i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
she peed on how many people?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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