At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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