you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
