I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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