I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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