I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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