i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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