Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i barfeds in our rink
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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