There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think your dad took our porno
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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