So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
