okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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