This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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