remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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