Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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