Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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