I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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