You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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