Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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