he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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