My vagina just recognized that song.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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