We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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