that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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