How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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