i just google imaged poop.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She bit a glass in half.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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