I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Randomize
