love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
