just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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