walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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