We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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