We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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