rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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