You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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