Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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