Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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