i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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