It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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