I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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